Chocolate Cake!

Cube Dweller: You are being the antithesis of helpful right now.
Office Dweller: It's the chocolate cake!

Just one part of a sensible diet and exercise plan

Guy #1: "How is it not lunchtime yet? Meetings burn a lot of calories."
Guy #2: "if by calories, you mean brain cells"
Guy #1: "Something like that..."

Our new Green Initiative

Guy 1: "The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished for cost savings purposes."

Guy 1: "Just because I'm not here, doesn't mean I'm not working."

Guy 1: "Who brought the clown?"

Guy 1: "Can you wash my brain, please?"

A man is only allowed to know 8 colors...

Non-man Guy: "It's more of a creamish-taupe."