I think I've found a better use for this...

Guy (via email): "As requested, I provided you this template. It has several uses, but I think the best might be to print one out and make a little hat."

Possibly regarding Clyde...

Gal: "The ORANGE ghost is a sneaky lil thing, am I not right?"

The Best Kind of Journey

Guy: "We're on a hayride to hell!"

Um... no, they are muffins.

Guy: "Someone brought Magic Muffins this morning to the coffee area."
Gal: "Is that like some kind of doughnut?"

This just in...

Guy 1: "Penguins can jump 6ft in the air."
Guy 2: "how? They don't have legs."
Guy 3: "Penguins have cankles."

I hate I heard this...

Guy (to another person): "Oh geeze! You entered at the same time as your dingle-dingle."