Question of Health

Rangers fan: Ride a bike 20 miles? That's a long way! Do you get cigarette breaks?
Boston fan: Oh, you can just smoke right there on the bike.

A new job title...

Guy #1: Maybe we should shorten his Analyst title
Guy #2: Yeah, to just Anal
Guy #2: OR... we could add a 'C' and make him an Anal Cyst

The New Heavyweight Champion!

Guy: "You are like a prizefighter of stupid ideas. You just keep swinging and never get tired and keep knocking us out with dumb things."

Do what now?

Gal: "I'm not too familiar with the dongle."

Backwards Upgrades

Woman: "The new Citrix is not as high tech as the old Citrix."

Chocolate Cake!

Cube Dweller: You are being the antithesis of helpful right now.
Office Dweller: It's the chocolate cake!

Just one part of a sensible diet and exercise plan

Guy #1: "How is it not lunchtime yet? Meetings burn a lot of calories."
Guy #2: "if by calories, you mean brain cells"
Guy #1: "Something like that..."

Our new Green Initiative

Guy 1: "The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished for cost savings purposes."

Guy 1: "Just because I'm not here, doesn't mean I'm not working."

Guy 1: "Who brought the clown?"

Guy 1: "Can you wash my brain, please?"