Great heights

This whole thing is like the Mount Everest of dumb.

Well... they are.

Carnivore (as told to a vegetarian): "Animals are yummy!!!"
Vegetarian: *gasp*

Coyotes vs Armadillos

Guy:  "Can you point me to your pee section?"

Sniff

Gal: She just needs to smell it more.

The Wizards of Smart

Guy: "Listen to what the Wizards of Smart did today..."