A man is only allowed to know 8 colors...

Non-man Guy: "It's more of a creamish-taupe."

But how large was it?

Guy: "They gave a huge little presentation."

Laziness Finds a New Level

[Person sneezes]

Girl: "Bless whoever."

As Heard on TV

"It's never too late to panic!"

Girl: "it's gotta be the mustache."

What exactly is it that you say you do here?

Guy: "My purpose here is primarily to serve as a warning to others."

Guy: "The new group motto should be: EXPLORE SIMPLITION."

Well, I guess there could be worse reasons...

Guy: "I, personally, would vote for the guy in the chicken suit."