Go with what you know

Gal: "Are you going with us to the Fish Market for lunch?"
Guy: "Yep."
Gal: "Ok, good. What's good there?"
Guy: "Um... fish?"

Clothing Battle

Gal: "Watch out, he's wearing a tie."
Guy 1: "That's okay, I'm wearing jeans."
Guy 2: "Cuz we all know, jeans trump ties."

Thus sayeth the Defect Thief

Guy: "This build is much more... validatiful."
Group: ???

How do you say onomatopoeia?

Gal: #loudexcitedshriek
Guy: That's how you pronounce an exclamation point.

I should feel ashamed of myself for saying this...

Guy: "I'm so awesome, I am now a verb."

I don't think that's right...

Manager: "What's the opposite of high maintenance? Un-maintenance?"

Person: "Would you like to bring up anything you aren't aware of?"