I do?

Guy: "You have to be smarter than the coffee maker."

It really is easy to use

Guy 1: "According to my 2 year old, the iPad is easier to use than a potty."
Guy 2 (mutters): "It must run in the family."

You Have What Now?

Guy: "Do you have a sec?"
Girl: "Yep, I have lots of secs."

More than 0

"I would probably bump that up to more than 0."
Guy reviewing estimate.