Girl #1: I'm a unicorn.
Guy: You're a narwhal.
Girl #2: Narwhals don't wear flower crowns.
Girl #1: "I'm the queen of the unicorns, b****es!"
Quotes Heard from my Cube
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Liquid Gold?
Guy: "I'm listening to SimplyNoise.com and Pandora at the same time. It's like listening to a symphony orchestra while standing in a waterfall."
Girl: "Like all the people in the orchestra are peeing at the same time?"
Guy: "No, not a golden shower...a waterfall."
Girl: "Like all the people in the orchestra are peeing at the same time?"
Guy: "No, not a golden shower...a waterfall."
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
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